25
Sep
08

The Sarah Palin Drinking Game

Ok, so I wasn’t going to hate on her anymore, seeing as how SHE’S NOT FIRST ON THE TICKET. But yo, this interview is just all kinds of awful. Agree with her and/or her party’s platform or not, but this was just B-A-D bad.

1 drink = not answering any question

2 drinks = “uhm”, “erm”, “ahh” or other guttural noise

3 drinks = Alaska

4 drinks = “terrorists” or “terrorism”

5 drinks (aka floor) = use of the word “savior” (as in America cannot be the savior for all other countries)
*For full effect, watch all parts of interview and repeat. Be warned though, you may not make it all the way through before tossing your biscuits.

FYI Sarah,
1. My mom and dad did not give me a backpack and a passport and send me off to Europe after I graduated. I went to Walgreens and got the damn thing myself.
2. “Track Record” on the economy: McCain’s is NOT GOOD.
3. I hate your glasses and the fact that they are making a fashion statement.
4. If you want to lift your finger and talk political winds you should review your running mate (i.e. the FIRST person on the ticket) and his record of CHANGE. as in changing one’s mind.
5. America has not FOUND itself on a road to a depression. It has been PUT there by sleazy investment bankers. Quit messin’ with the rhetoric. And quit thinking you can dupe me with the same type of fear threats that got us into Iraq.
6. FYI “Congress” is actually pointing the finger at BUSH.
7. The maverick bit is NOT working.
8. I have to give some respect though. I’ve never seen such variety with non-specific answers. Seriously. I thought politicians could only go so far but the bar has been raised. Or lowered. Welcome to the age of non-specificity my friends.

If I keep going I’ll just end up very drunk and waste a perfectly decent bottle of wine.

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7 Responses to “The Sarah Palin Drinking Game”


  1. 1 Anonymous
    September 25, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    i thought Hillary losing the nomination might set back women in high politics 20 years. But Sarah Palin getting elected vice president could set women back a century.

  2. 2 kelly
    September 26, 2008 at 8:17 am

    ok i’m really drunk now, val. and i can still feel the pain. what do i do?

  3. 3 Tim Vogler
    September 26, 2008 at 9:29 am

    She could very well be the next dan quail. Handsome, but slow on the draw.

  4. 4 Allison
    September 26, 2008 at 1:56 pm

    It’s really so depressing. And even more sad how many people love her. My parents, for instance. I wonder how in the hell I’m related to them sometimes.

  5. 5 Allison
    September 26, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Okay, I just have to comment again, that it’s cracking me up how cynical and pissed off Katie Couric looks during the entire interview. I LOVE it.

  6. September 28, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    Love this! I don’t even need wine for Palin to make me lose my biscuits.

  7. October 6, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    oh lord, save us all. (I’m was agnostic until I watched this… now I NEED GOD TO EXIST because I have lost faith in humanity.) Please please please don’t let them get elected. Please don’t make me leave this perfectly good country. waahhhhhh!
    -Andy


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