The Sarah Palin Drinking Game

Ok, so I wasn’t going to hate on her anymore, seeing as how SHE’S NOT FIRST ON THE TICKET. But yo, this interview is just all kinds of awful. Agree with her and/or her party’s platform or not, but this was just B-A-D bad.

1 drink = not answering any question

2 drinks = “uhm”, “erm”, “ahh” or other guttural noise

3 drinks = Alaska

4 drinks = “terrorists” or “terrorism”

5 drinks (aka floor) = use of the word “savior” (as in America cannot be the savior for all other countries)
*For full effect, watch all parts of interview and repeat. Be warned though, you may not make it all the way through before tossing your biscuits.

FYI Sarah,
1. My mom and dad did not give me a backpack and a passport and send me off to Europe after I graduated. I went to Walgreens and got the damn thing myself.
2. “Track Record” on the economy: McCain’s is NOT GOOD.
3. I hate your glasses and the fact that they are making a fashion statement.
4. If you want to lift your finger and talk political winds you should review your running mate (i.e. the FIRST person on the ticket) and his record of CHANGE. as in changing one’s mind.
5. America has not FOUND itself on a road to a depression. It has been PUT there by sleazy investment bankers. Quit messin’ with the rhetoric. And quit thinking you can dupe me with the same type of fear threats that got us into Iraq.
6. FYI “Congress” is actually pointing the finger at BUSH.
7. The maverick bit is NOT working.
8. I have to give some respect though. I’ve never seen such variety with non-specific answers. Seriously. I thought politicians could only go so far but the bar has been raised. Or lowered. Welcome to the age of non-specificity my friends.

If I keep going I’ll just end up very drunk and waste a perfectly decent bottle of wine.